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Hide this in your handkerchief, blow your noose and watch them laugh.
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This vinyl pile of doo is extremely realistic.
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When crushed or broken, these stink bombs let off an overwhelming smell of rotten eggs! There are 3 small glass vials (bombs) per pack -- each with enough potency to cause some serious damage.
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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, the power-packed, super-concentrated liquid fills the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Comes in a 1 ounce bottle with spray mister tip.
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Squeeze the bag, and it inflates. Throw it quickly, and within 3-5 seconds it will EXPLODE, emitting a foul odor. These are similar to bomb bags, but the fart bags have a smell, in addition to the bang.
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AKA instant smelly sh*t or turd in a can. Just shake well and spray some in a swirl pattern and you'll have a instant pile of poop. Of course everyone will be wondering who to blame it on. Looks and smells really bad. (Please read instructions on can before using. Do not spray directly on person, furniture or clothing.) This item cannot ship priority mail.
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Fart Spray 25 GMS can:
25 gms can of terribly smelly fart spray. Just like the real thing, but even better. Fast reseller. 24 in a display. Made in USA, works in the dark.
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Fart Whistle:
Blister carded razzer. Similar to a whoopie cushion, but small enough to carry in your hand. This is a lot nicer than the older model.
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Description: Remote Controlled Fart Machine No.2 is the successor to the original, highly-successful fart machine. This replacement has 15 louder sounds and now works up to 100 feet!
The new boom box feature adds more bass and volume to those booming fart sounds that you asked for.Operates on one 9 Volt (9V) battery not included.
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Stink Cigarette Loads
Description: Each package contains 6 fun little loads. Place these into an unlit cigarette and when they light it, the room will be filled with an awful smell! Carded.
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Pull my finger fart pen.
Description: 5 1/2 inch finger. Is a real working pen and also delivers one of 5 fart sounds if someone pulls the end. 12 in a display. Batteries included.
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Description: Pour the fart powder into someone's food or drink, and it will cause gas. Fart powder is completely harmless, yet completely hilarious. Carded.
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Fart Spray 2.5 ounce can:
2.5 ounce can of terribly smelly fart spray. This is some very rank stuff. Fast reseller. 24 in a display.
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Liquid Ass:
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, the power-packed, super-concentrated liquid fills the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Comes in a 1 ounce bottle with streamer tip.
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Designed with the highest audio quality, These Pocket Sound Machines project a loud and clear sound. Use it anywhere! Comes complete with batteries to get you off and running!
Sayings include:
1) AIR HORN Siren - Fart Detected! Fart Detected!
2) Grab your gas masks boys, somebody stinks!
3) Are you blowing your butt trumpet again?
4) Who cut the cheese, man?
5) Dang! Who be fartin' up in here?
6) I think you done it, you done made mud in your drawers!
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Whoopie Cushion
Description: This improved whoopie cushion reinflates on its own. It's always ready to make a classic fart noise without the need to blow it up each time! Use over and over.
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Selecting this item will get you one small pack from the original product described below:
When crushed or broken, these stink bombs let off an overwhelming smell of rotten eggs! There are 3 small glass vials (bombs) per pack -- each with enough potency to cause some serious damage
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2 inch bottle of fancy looking perfume. Great joke item! Terrible odor spreads throughout the room. Compare to morning breeze. Carded.
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Stink Perfume:
2 inch bottle of fancy looking perfume. Great joke item! Terrible odor spreads throughout the room. Compare to morning breeze. Bulk packed 24 to a display.
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The classic gag to play on someone. Place this under a cushion and when they sit down it will let out an embarrassing sound. Your victim will never suspect anything! Use over and over.
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